There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a le...
A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face. His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited? " The groom replies, ...
A woman got married, but her husband was abusive. She got remarried and that husband ran out on her. She got married again and that husban...
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, "How am I ...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house. Exhausted ...
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "W...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t pla...
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home whe...
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis int...
Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man mar...
Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for a...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she w...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the ...
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I ...
Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works....
उम्लिरहेको तेलको कराहीमा बसेर यस्तो ध्यान !
तरकारी पकाउँदा होस् वा रोटी पकाउँदा । तातो तेलको एक छिटा उछिटि्टएर जिउमा पर्यो भने ऐया, आत्थु परिन्छ र जिउमा फोका उठ्न थाल्छन् । जिउँदो...
टुपी बाजेको शरीर भन्दा लामो टुप्पी !
टुपी बाजेको शरीर भन्दा लामो टुप्पी ! २०७२ मंसिर १० गते ९:०५ मा प्रकाशित 9 1 0 दशरथ घिमिरे दाङ । सुन्दै अचम्म...
बिमानभित्रै बच्चा जन्माउन सघाए फ्रान्सका पूर्वमन्त्रीले
१० मंसिर, काठमाडौं । उडानकै बीचमा एक गर्भवती महिलालाई प्रशव वेदनाले च्यापेपछि फ्रान्सका पूर्व विदेशमन्त्री बच्चा जन्माउन सघाएका छन् । फ्र...
I love u
I love u One day one side lover{boy} walking with a girl girl: hey kina chupchap naboli hideko? boy: aauta bakya nai padh...
Girl: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons." Boy: "Really?" Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!&quo...
real or fake
FAKE FRIENDS: N...
Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing? Student replied: “Furniture sale business.” Then teacher asked again: “How is y...
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give y...
भुतुक्कै पार्यो तिम्रो भुल्ने बानीले, मलाइ छाडि अरुसंगै डुल्ने बानिले, दिन भरि सुत्ने अनि रातिमा, बुढि भैसि जस्तो गरि झुल्ने बानीले ।
जब तिमीलाइ देख्छु हास्न सक्दिन्न, अरु संग सम्बन्ध नि गास्न सक्दिन्न, एक्लै छोडि सबै सम्पति लियर गयौ, अर्कि खोजि पैसा पनि मास्न सक्...
जुन गोरुको सिङ छैन उसको नाम तिखे जसको लकको थोपो छैन उसको नाम लक्की॥ यो दुनिया पनि अजिव छ जे छ सबै यही नाममा छ सबै त्यही ...
माया किन आजकल यहाँ सस्तो भाकोछ सायद मनबाटनै मायाको रेट घटेर आकोछ कताकता विरहमा डुबि संसार नियाल्दाखेरि कोइलीले पनि क्रोधनको ...
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