where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.
The first man married a nurse.
Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot."
The second man married a telephone operator.
Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices."
The third man married a school teacher.
Dave thinks to himself, "Poor guy, teachers are frigid.
" The next morning, Dave reports to work and gets a room service call from the
nurse's husband.
He sourly says, "Don't ever marry a nurse.
All I heard last night was 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary.
'" Then, the telephone operator's husband calls and sourly says,
"Don't ever marry a telephone operator.
All I heard last night was 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up.
" Later that afternoon, the teacher's husband calls and happily says,
"When you marry, be sure to marry a school teacher.
All I heard last night was 'We are going to do this over and over until we get right.'"
source;unijokes.com
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