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तरकारी पकाउँदा होस् वा रोटी पकाउँदा । तातो तेलको एक छिटा उछिटि्टएर जिउमा पर्यो भने ऐया, आत्थु परिन्छ र जिउमा फोका उठ्न थाल्छन् । जिउँदो...
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डाक्टरले दुई जना पगललाई घुम्न भनेर छोडिदिए । एउटा पागल खोलामा डुब्यो र अर्को पागलले बचाएको देखेर डाक्टरले खुशी हुँदै भने- :तिमी बल्ल ठीक...
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